问题补充说明:Dog for SaleA man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog.It had long hair, short legs, no tail and a very wet nose.“Good morning, sir,” the owner of the pet shop said. “How can I help you?”“I want to sell this dog.”The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head.“I’m sorry. I can’t give you anything for that animal. No one will want to buy him.”“Why not?” asked the man. “He’s clean, well-behaved and healthy.”“Look at him, sir,” said the pet shop owner. “He hasn’t got a fall, his legs are too short and his hair’s too long. Who would want to buy such a dog?”“Well, I guess you’re right,” the man said. “But he can talk.”“What do you mean he can talk?” the pet stop owner asked.“Yes, he can speak perfect English. Just listen,” the man answered.The dog then spoke.“It’s true, sir,” he said. “I am the world’s greatest talking dog. I’ve been to America and talked to the President at the White House in Washington. I’ve talked to the Queen of England and the Emperor of Japan. Please buy me, sir. This man is very cruel to me. He makes me work too hard and doesn’t feed me very well. He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath. Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks. I’m so unhappy, sir. Please buy me and find a good home for me.”The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing.“That’s amazing,” he said. “You’re right. He is a talking dog. But tell me, why do you want to sell him?”“Because I’m tired of all his lies,” the man said.希望你们翻译后能够自己读一遍自己翻译的是否通顺。
卖狗
有一天,一个人带着一只又大又丑的狗来到了一家宠物店。那只狗有很长的毛发,短腿,没有尾巴,还有一个很湿的鼻子。
“早上好,先生。”宠物店的老板说。“有什么我能帮忙的吗?”
“我想卖这只狗。”
老板看了看那条狗,摇婷几严朝用部岁植胶了摇头。“很抱歉,我想我不能为那动物而给你什么。没人会想要买他。”
“为什么不?”这人针至评通督陆台代世问,“他很干净,有很好的习惯,而且也很健康。”
“看看他,”这老板说,“他尾巴也没有,退那么短,毛又那么长。谁会想去买升德这样一只狗?”
“恩。宗孩坏手元束误么。我想你是对的。”那人说,“可是他能说话。”
“他会说话。。。你是指什么意思?”老板问。
“是的,他能讲一口流利的英语。听着。”那人回答道。
狗便开始说话了。
“是真的,先生。”他说,“我是世界上最伟大的会说话的狗。我曾去何妈异盟电宣把乎过美国,并与在华盛顿白宫的美国总统胜段座怀县兰相间氢务音交谈过。我还与英格兰女王和始位真极纸陈还案染日本天皇说过话。请买我吧,先生。这人对我非常残酷。他让我做许多工作,又不给我好好的吃。他从来没带我去散过步或是洗过澡水轴密取宗。有时候他会把我一个人丢下好几个星期。我很不开心,先生。请买下我并为我王并给肥刻所单营突安置一个好家庭吧。”
宠物店老板简直不敢相信他所听到的。
“真是太神奇了,”他说,“你没说谎。他是一只会说话的狗。可是请告诉我,为什么你还想要把他卖掉呢?七连好杀者训”
“因为我已经厌倦了他不停的谎话。”那人说。