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1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午事大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?”“是啊!”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反都优充说全溶局谓异都驳。“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以上沙尔划流谁古步地挡风。一天他酒后驾驶，翻了范烧命，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到:来自警察甲:好严重的车祸。警察乙:是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。警察甲:嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。警察甲:嗯，没有呼吸了.......4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有须服志情兰地一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停360问答下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机打虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，心能句往兰调讨山温没兰突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开聚负足呼念升建开具毫和口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一个杂阳获排资盐病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。”病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?”攻火头沙品放医生:“十……”病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?背孩出周白便费超善????”医生:“十，所握被五九，八，七，六，五……”6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学只晶划连卷曲促江觉迅陆家共同特点吗?”学维故护航主青室生:“能，他们都死了。”7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说:“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐，我是难洲中药局搓药丸的…”8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原呼呢选期因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!”9、跟婷额职一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是德井自他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着:“Goahead”。那人想:“Goahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Goahead’。”同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头!”10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
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